After seeing that Nintendo Short Cuts Entry, modeled after Punch-Out, I've been playing that game quite a bit. I never got into it much as a kid, but now that I'm older, I'm smarter, and I can figure out (or find) how to take down the boxers. Anyway, the whole game is pretty ridiculous, because you need to see the boxer while still seeing yourself, which leads to some major size differences.
Then the first guy raped me.
DO THE UPPERCUT!
Fine you win, and cool pic thar Sir Fish.